(sung to the tune of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band)
It was thirty years ago today
A Danish woman gave birth to a gay
He’s quite swishy but he has lots of style
And he’s guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you,
The act you’ve known all these years,
CyberPoofter, leader of the band!...
Happy Birthday to CyberPete: our favourite Dane AND current custodian of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!